When I started writing this, I was waiting, seething, for someone at Hewlett Packard to pick up the phone to answer a query I had. As I waited, I had to grit and bear, listening to the second most annoying hold music I've ever heard. HSBC wins for the worst hold music hands down - I even recorded it last time I was on hold for what felt like a century, so that I could share the pain with you. In HSBC's defence, I don't usually have to wait very long with them, but when I do, I get a hell of a twitch. As for HP, there was no excuse for the lengthy wait times I experienced.
In fact, an HSBC staff member admitted on the call that day that he'd had many complaints about last summer's choice: Amy Winehouse's cover of Valerie. He confided that it wasn't unusual for customers to be in a call queue for half-hour with nothing but a lo-fi version of Valerie as company - Enough to send anyone into mental meltdown. At the very least, it'll cause your mild annoyance to snowball into a murderous mood by the time the poor call centre guy/gal picks up the phone.
Anyone who has had to call the Applecare phone line will have experienced the same frustration I did when my MacBook casing cracked:
I went through to an Indian (?) call centre where the quality of the phone line was so poor and crackly, I had to shout my MacBook’s serial number six times, with Andrew giggling increasingly with every “E for Echo, L for Lima!"
The amount of time spent repeating information to the call centre was a waste of my time and theirs, and a crackling poor quality phone line caused tempers to rise. Clearly, the relationship between customer and call centre needs to change.
What's wrong with the current relationship?
- Businesses need to value existing customers
- New technology needs to be adopted more widely
- Staff need to be encouraged to have a friendlier approach
Generally calls to call centres are made by EXISTING customers. Is it any surprise then that it takes five times longer (scientific finger-in-the-air statistic) for calls from already-acquired customers to be answered, versus nearly instant answer for the new-customers-only line? Businesses need to stop treating existing customers like crap based on the assumption that we're tied in with them.
The "Brand new customers only" approach doesn't work anymore.
If Online Chat widgets were more commonplace on business sites, I'd often be just as satisfied to ask my questions that way. However, in my experience, the staff answering questions on online chat are often under-informed and working based on a very strict data sheet, most often leading to a conclusion that I'll need to call the sales line to get an answer to my question.
Some businesses have embraced services like Twitter as an informal customer service channel, and their success is usually proportional to the efforts they've put in; a consistent and regular response to questions, rather than the occasional outburst will no doubt have a positive impact. But reality is that not everyone's on Twitter, so while I enjoy seeing businesses use it, I also want to see the more mainstream services like corporate websites and call centres acknowledge that new technology can help make customers happy, albeit at a cost.
Treating customers like liars, making them guilty until proven otherwise is a nasty way to start a relationship so while it's fair to ask for a proof of purchase receipt in order to provide a refund or ask callers to provide identification details before answering questions, customer service needs to be friendly, approachable and proactive in wanting to solve the customer's issue.
No more robot-like scripts or refusing to escalate the call to managers who can take action, the entire team's objectives should be to create happy customers, resolving problems and using common sense to solve them in a timely, cost-effective way.
While working on this post, I came across David Cushman's customer service manifesto, and Heidi Miller's post who flagged up BL Ochman's bad customer service experience over a $34.32 accounting error.
How would you improve customer service online, on the phone or in person?