Seeing as I am search result 130(ish) on Google when searching for “Sabine Schmidt”, if you happen to come across this post when searching for your name, could you please give my husband a ring because he fancies you a bit a lot.

Thank you,
Vero Peps
PS – I’d rather he fancies you than Naomi Cleaver or Sarah Beeny. At least you’re cool and there’s a reason to fancy you!