amorfuss: “i’m having problems with your software in OSX”
Indian tech support: “ok, first please to being click on the start menu”
a: “i don’t have a start menu, i’m running osx”
ITS: “please sir to being click on start menu”
a: “i don’t have a st…”
ITS: “sir if you don’t to being click on the start menu, i can’t help you”