I was watching Anastacia’s “Left Outside Alone” videoclip this morning, and the deep voice, the need for a corset’ish top and the fake face and eyebrows… I’m convinced she’s a man! Don’t you think?? She seems really tall as well…

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18 responses to “I shouldn't watch tv in the morning”

  1. Lauren Avatar
    Lauren

    Anastacia is very definately not a man so dont diss her. she got an amazing voice. obviously you’ve never shee her live, and tall where did you get that from she’s like 5ft 2inches which is short

  2. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    It is indeed true, Anastacia IS a man!
    She even said so in an interview…

  3. Marika Avatar
    Marika

    How can you even say that!
    Omg, she isn´t a man!
    She´s the most beautifull woman i´ve ever seen!
    And she has an amazing voice! And she´s also an amazing preformer!
    And she isn´t tall at all!

  4. Anaholic Avatar
    Anaholic

    You’re nuts ! She’s a woman..

  5. jackie Avatar
    jackie

    how can you say she is a man cause she looks and sounds nothing like one, sometimes she hits low notes, but so do many other women, and as for her being tall, 5ft 3inches is not tall

  6. jackie Avatar
    jackie

    i think that you are just jealous, and who wouldn’t be

  7. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    You sicko, you are thick as 2 short planks. she is a woman and i’ve got pictures of her as a little child to prove it. it dont matter is she sings like one but… do you see people going, have you heard what tina turner sounds like!?!? she is a man!

    whatever

  8. luoS Avatar
    luoS

    yes, she is a man. her name is Andrew Newkirk, 6’7″ tall, born in 1968 in a midwestern town called Chickenbum.

    it’s not him singing on any of “Anastacia”‘s songs, that’s Betty Lou Turner from that one kangaroo milking farm in east-Australia doing all that bling.

    how do i know all this? well, (s)he told me in person at the local gay pride. so there.

    cheers!

  9. Vero Avatar

    Will you people realize I’m joking? I’ve even posted on your message board to say I don’t actually think Anastacia is a bad artist!

    Feel free to leave comments, but nasty messages will be deleted immediately, so there’s no point even leaving them.

  10. Dona Avatar
    Dona

    Could be lesbian?? Did you notice that her dog’s freak name is Dolce Sinfonia. Is she somehow too close with the Beverly Hills starlet, Sabrina Parisi? Perhaps Dr. Sabrina is Anastacia’s dog mother and Anastacia acts like the dad? Just wondering!!! Can anyone find some good pictures of the little doggy family??? THANKSSSS

  11. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Anastacia is a man, look on google images, get some close ups of her face, and tell me that there is no ladyboy in her!

    … and she has got big hands… Eek!!

  12. Jenna Avatar
    Jenna

    i know this is like forever old, but ana is def no man… her hips are too small, she’s only 5 foot 3 so she’s def not tall, she sounds like a woman, and i guess just cus sum1 thinks she sounds and looks like a man makes them a man… umm… no… she’s def a woman…

  13. Me Avatar
    Me

    if you watch some videos like http://www.anastaciathevoice.net/media/video/iol-bss.zip
    you will see he/she has an adams apple , now i could be wrong here but the ladies aint supposed to have them are they ?

  14. mike Avatar
    mike

    All his early photo`s video`s hide the adams apple and or hands.Plus that early hi energy shit is so GAY1

  15. katherine Avatar
    katherine

    she is a man she needs help same as ciara i love gay people but plz and stop sticking up for them just because she is your favourite singers GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. callum Avatar

    haha look how many idiots there are, she is no man 😛

  17. Jimmy Avatar
    Jimmy

    He is a man you know, and whats more, he has a massive wang. Didn’t half hurt.

  18. bingobongo69 Avatar
    bingobongo69

    ok, folks: anastacia IS a man.
    a good friend of mine knows her visagist wich told her so.

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