I love doing this… scrolling through the searches that landed people on my site recently…

Some highlights so far in April:

• “if i get married to a canadian im i automatic canadian” Not if you write like that, you’re not!
• “deterioration of the english language” Umm see above?
• “my dyson keeps turning off” Sorry to hear that… Ever thought of calling the store you bought it from??
• “how fast is my broadband connection?” Wait wait, let me look at you and make a guess… hmm if it’s as slow as you are…
• “lisa simpson x rated pictures” Anyone else finding this a bit weird and twisted??
• “when snow get togethers they produce snowflakes” Good lord, it’s the follow-up from last time…
• “st-hubert sauce poutine ingredient” It’s pure heaven baby, pure heaven!
• “1967 to 2005 how old would a person be” About the same as your IQ, mate…

It doesn’t get any better, I swear! But I must get to sleep now… and dream of a huge Darwinist event that causes all the idiots to annihilate themselves! (Though they ARE quite entertaining… in their own stupid ways)