In the memory of the Lawrence Moorings ducks who do NOT disturb my sleep anymore*, a quote:

ukdj |Planet: I swear to god
ukdj |Planet: I’ve just heard a duck tell a joke
jock: o…k
ukdj |Planet: there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
ukdj |Planet: one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
ukdj |Planet: then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
ukdj |Planet: it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

* I didn’t kill the ducks, I just moved house, you muppets!

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