Here are the shortlisted amusing comments I’ve found in recent Google searches.

• “where do totem poles come from” Well it all starts when the daddy totem pole and the mommy totem pole get together and…
• “toby carvery menu at harlow” For starters: pure crap, for mains: pure crap, for pudding: crap with ice cream
• “can i own a car in canada and live in the uk” Go right ahead, but it won’t be much use to you, will it?!
• “live 8 dido out of tune” Couldn’t agree more on that one…
• “this girl is the most beautiful in ottawa by far” Well darn, that’s very flattering
• “the most beautiful canadian girl” Geez, you guys are making me blush!
• “large bosom exam cheat” Does it involve hiding a textbook in her cleavage?