Beavers are being re-introduced into the British landscape for the first time in 500 years. Granted, they’re the European species rather than the American one (which is apparently more destructive), but it’s still six little friends for me!

“It is vegetarian so it should not deplete fish stocks in rivers and the beavers could also help keep waterways clear of debris.”

Can you picture the beavers using Tesco trolleys to build a dam? Oh thank you Beebs for the funny mental picture…