Google Analytics has been down all day. It’s worked wonkily but HAS worked over the past few weeks. Now TODAY, of ALL days, I NEEEED it to work for me. But it won’t. And it’s pissing me off.

Dear Google, please promise me you’ll stop biting bigger than you can chew. It’s bad for your digestion.
To quote the little girl in the diesel VW advert, “Bollocks!”