Every few months, I like to post some of the most unusual and bizarre Google searches that have landed people on my site. It’s a good laugh so I thought I’d share it.
- “turkey twizzlers nutritional breakdown” – 95% fat, 5% gristle, hope that helps you!
- “how do i get rid of love handles if i m a girl without a gym” – You eat less turkey twizzlers!
- “fat kid strikes again” – The Obese People’s Union Walks Out Over Turkey Twizzlers Ban (But Are Too Lazy to Protest)
- “bosom exam photos” – Whatever fancy name you give your search, you’re still just looking for tits!
- “husband corset glue wig” – Whatever your husband does behind closed doors to liven up your marriage, I don’t want to know!
- “the most beautifull ladyboy” – See above
- “healthiest option take away curry” – Honey, it’s curry, the only healthy option is not to eat it
- “bovered definition” – Look at mah face…
- “canadian girls with mobile phone number” – Not for you, mate!
- “chipirones mail order” – Sorry but I don’t get the logistics of this one!
- “pictures of anastacia and her dog freak” – Don’t they say owners pick their pets to their own image?
- “andrew s high heels pages” – So that’s where my shoes went!
- “picture of a family waiting for a school bus” – Ok this one’s just odd…
And now, this week’s challenge. You make up the comment for this last one:
- “how to make a french canadian girl happy” – Your comment here