I’ve professed my love for Banksy once before, but now I REALLY lurve him for his latest stunt.

“Hundreds of Paris Hilton albums have been tampered with in the latest stunt by “guerrilla artist” Banksy.

Banksy has replaced Hilton’s CD with his own remixes and given them titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For? He has also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog’s head.”

Paris is already nerve-grating without opening her mouth, but for her to release an album is just an insult to real music. We can only thank Banksy for kindly replacing the CDs with a healthier alternative.

Even in the case of talented or famous artists, I wish they’d stick to their field of expertise, rather than all try their hand at acting, singing and politics. However, in the case of Paris, she’s not talented and there’s no justification for her to be famous. She’s just noise. And so are her songs. Cringetastic cheesy pop crap.

“Okok Give Paris A Break This Isnt The Worse Album Like Ever So Im Going To Give Her Four Stars… Haha Why? To Annoy All You People Who Hate Her Cos Tho It May Only Deserve 3 Stars… Im Gna Bak Her Cos God Its Sumin New Aint It”, says one of her most articulate fans in an iTunes review. Must be the blonde bleach getting to their brains.

Banksy, not a bad job eradicating a few albums, but can’t you just make her disappear altogether? The Omni team and I would all be pleased. Plskthx.