It’s been a long time since I published some of my favourite Google search results landing people onto my blog, so after reading Google’s own end-of-year Zeitgeist, I thought this would be a great opportunity to pick and choose some of the funniest search keywords from 2006 (since top keywords are a bit too boring in this case).

• “airplanes games”: As long as they don’t involve saying “boom” or sharp objects
• “quadra boob”: Fashion crime if there ever was one
• “make up tips for chinky eyes”: Yikes, I wouldn’t quite have worded it that way myself…
• “why dont ducks tell jokes whilst flying”: Whatever the punchline in, I bet it’s awful
• “im fat”: Join the club!
• “how to make a move on a girl”: If you’re counting on Google or my blog for help on this, you’re screwed, mate!
• “girls 10-13 advice on having your own business”: A lemonade stand maybe?
• “canadian chav pictures”: In Canada, we generally just call them white trash…
• “i want to purchase some womens ugg boots where can i find them”: The “Ugg boots”-related searches are frighteningly high this year. It’s too late to save the world, I’m sorry.
• “photos of people wearing ugg boots with leggings”: Urgh is it two-for-one at the Fashion Crimes Homestore?
• “jade goody stairs in your eyes”: Ouch, watch out for splinters
• “funny but not rude digestion songs”: Digestion song that doesn’t involve farting? Then what’s the point!?
• “brain reading ipod”: So THAT’s what Apple is releasing next? And here we were, thinking it was going to be a new phone…
• “6 boobed girl”: Wow, that’s got to be even more painful than quadraboobs
• “from the 13th of december how many days until christmas”: How lazy are some people?!
• “crap towns the nation decides croydon”: Have to agree on this one!
• “blow up doll jason donovan”: Leaving us all with a disturbing mental picture…