Like a stroppy teenager, Scotland is stamping its feet, looking for independence. There are plans and talks of a referendum and need for an open conversation. Oh here we go, it’s bloody Quebec all over again!
So let’s open the conversation, then…
Scotland: “We want independence!”
Rest of GB: “Can you sustain yourself financially?”
Scotland: “Well… not really… but…”
Rest of GB: “There. Conversation over. Go to your room and don’t come down til you’ve got those crazy ideas out of your head!”