Funny Google Searches

Vero

So far in March, these are some of the amusing searches that have landed people on my website:

* “turkey twizzlers” (because of the show Jamie’s School Dinners of course)
* “picture of testicle in egg cup” Some people are twisted…
* Many variations using the words, “nipple”, “Javine” and “Eurovision”
* “give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach” I’m offended! I’m not ready to give up yet!!
* “email contacts of bread in canada 2005” Wow I knew email was popular, but even bread has email now?
* “what are snowflakes?” Wow how thick are YOU?!
* “the door is alarmed. how do you think i feel?” What? You think I care??
* One of the repeated entries that I get every month and makes me laugh to tears “Anastacia is a man” Good to see I’m not the only one suspecting this!!!

I’ve got some more good ones, but that’ll do for now 🙂

Mar 18, 2005 4:42 PM

Assaf Levy

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April 20, 2005

nice indeed! 🙂 Great website design – I’ve bookmarket it even.

Assaf.

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teetee

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March 15, 2006

very cool…thanks for the funny google searches

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thomas johnstone

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April 15, 2006

srry for swearing but go on google and type “fuckwit” and click im feeling lucky
and it comes up with me brown from the english party LMAO

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m0Z

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June 29, 2006

All of you just type “failure” and hit that I feel lucky button

mouahahaha
MOUAHAHAHAHA
HAHAha

haha

…ha

hmm

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Adam Talbot

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September 3, 2006

To the Guy who wrote that typing “Fuckwit” would bring up, “me brown from the english party LMAO”… The search result yielded is John Prescott, Deputy Prime-Minister of the Labour Party, UK. Not the “english party”… you fuckwit.

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