So far in March, these are some of the amusing searches that have landed people on my website:

* “turkey twizzlers” (because of the show Jamie’s School Dinners of course)
* “picture of testicle in egg cup” Some people are twisted…
* Many variations using the words, “nipple”, “Javine” and “Eurovision”
* “give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach” I’m offended! I’m not ready to give up yet!!
* “email contacts of bread in canada 2005” Wow I knew email was popular, but even bread has email now?
* “what are snowflakes?” Wow how thick are YOU?!
* “the door is alarmed. how do you think i feel?” What? You think I care??
* One of the repeated entries that I get every month and makes me laugh to tears “Anastacia is a man” Good to see I’m not the only one suspecting this!!!

I’ve got some more good ones, but that’ll do for now 🙂