Such timing, finding this only days after my 25th birthday. But it ain’t so bad being a grownup.

• Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
• Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
• You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
• 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
• You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
• Read the rest…