Such timing, finding this only days after my 25th birthday. But it ain’t so bad being a grownup.
- Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
- Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
- You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
- Read the rest…
that canadian girl 
Angela
Happy birthday!
Perhaps it’s time to update your profile.
Bimble
Happy Birthday, don’t worry, twenty-six is worse, then you’re closer to thirty than twenty… abandon hope all yea who enter…..
Maggie
Wait another ten years – then you can add “you make your spouse read the list, just to prove you’re not the only old fogey around.”
Happy belated b-day!