• It’s that time of the year again! Last year, Dooce cleaned up and gracefully thanked her readers, and many lesser-known bloggers shot to fame. Now, it’s time to go vote for your favourite blogs of 2005. I’m not posting this…

  • Seeing as I am search result 130(ish) on Google when searching for “Sabine Schmidt”, if you happen to come across this post when searching for your name, could you please give my husband a ring because he fancies you a…

  • “Fat people are hard to kidnap…” in bright yellow lettering on camo green, on a Landrover Defender parked amongst a half dozen of them, clearly spec’ed up and used for some serious off-roading.

  • But more than anything, who are your worst ones? I was thinking about it and Hell for me would be to be stuck in a small room with Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey and… who’s that other one… umm oh yeah…

  • Newsflash! The woman knows how to work her magic! Finally, after a couple years of delay on my plan to take over the world by turning everyone into bloggers, I’ve managed to convince Andrew, my dear other half (the lesser…

  • They need to be! What would we do without the Go Fug Yourself girls to point out how badly multimillionaire Smellywood stars have been dressing recently! They’ve been in my selection of links on the left for a long time…

  • Google Analytics has been down all day. It’s worked wonkily but HAS worked over the past few weeks. Now TODAY, of ALL days, I NEEEED it to work for me. But it won’t. And it’s pissing me off. Dear Google,…

  • The new version of WordPress, possibly the best blogging tool out there, is out. On the 31st of December 2005, WP2.0 (known as “Duke”) was launched. While the upgrade from 1.2 to 1.5 felt a bit pointless, the upgrade to…

  • I’ve been wanting to write a couple of things, totally groundbreaking stuff, you know, like rewriting the laws of physics, and coming with new theories to solve world hunger. But looks like my brain’s refusing to work, so I’m leaving…

  • The end of a year comes a bit like the end of a roll of toilet paper, it happens sooner than you thought it would. Before I rush into 2006 like a bull in a China shop, I thought I’d…