Latest adventures…

  • After My Little Pony, here's another image that'll have you puking with cuteness

    baby llamas

    Baby llamas!! I think I’m gonna make it my background picture!

  • The Rules of Advertising – Part Two

    Following the uncanny truth of the first set of Rules of Advertising, from the Beebs’ website, more readers have added their favourite “Life According to the Adverts World” observations.

    Some are pure gold…

    • All dogs are happy and stupid. All cats have impeccable taste.
    • If you have dyed red hair you are glamorous and sexy. If you have natural red hair then by all accounts you have a problem. [Well, we’d already established that, hadn’t we?]
    • It is totally acceptable and quite normal behaviour to go around kissing babies’ bottoms.
    • Teenage “sufferers” of acne will only ever have one completely invisible spot, for which they will apply a product which will not only clear the spot, but also miraculously solve all other social issues they might be having.
    • Any advert so obscure that you have no idea what it is about will be revealed to be a car advert in the final half-second.

    And the best one yet…

    • Carol Vordeman knows everything.
  • Meanwhile…

    Not to put down the events in New Orleans at all, but while the Americans are causing such a media noise over the events, is anyone realising China is dealing with deadly typhoons and that further ones are hitting Japan, requiring evacuation of over 100,000 people? Hardly, it goes under the radar while everyone sends all their money to the people in Louisiana. Granted these people may have been less prepared than some Asian countries who get such storms on a regular basis.

    Again, I’m not saying that because it happens elsewhere, it makes these homeless Americans who have lost everything less important. All I’m trying to say is that America is very good at using the media and playing the violin when they have problems, while when the rest of the world is struggling, the average American will turn a blind eye most of the time.

    This probably makes me sound like a horrible person, but I think every natural disaster needs to be taken seriously, not only the ones that can afford the media attention.

  • My Little X-Treme Pony

    My Little Pony

    Dooce‘s daughter rocks!

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    Blogging is so odd, you can read so much about people, you start thinking you know them, and then you come to the realisation that a. you’ve never met them, and b. you’ve based your image of them on what they choose to divulge on their blog. Granted in some cases, like Dooce’s, she reveals pretty much everything there is to know, and probably too much sometimes, [Don’t say you haven’t been warned!] while others just happen to have charming online personas that we just choose to be happy with.

    I don’t really know anyone else in real life who has kept a regular online diary of their personal life over the years, so I haven’t been able to compare reality and what the blogger chooses to share, except for my own little life. In my case, I chose to steer clear of talking about work because, first of all, I know how bloody good Google can be at digging up very very old shit. So I kept quiet during the months where I hated my job, leaving my dear other half to suffer while I bitched and moaned about incompetent managers. And now? Well, I love my new job. Nobody online actually wants to hear happy news, do they!? I’m sure you can all do without a cheeseball lovesong to my new job…

    So where was I going with this… Oh yeah, blogging, feeling like you know people. Now with podcasting, vlogging and photoblogging, it just seems we can get as deep into other people’s lives as they will let us.

    But for now, thanks for visiting, it’s time for you to go. Good night! *Shuts door*

  • Katrina's victims

    Over the past few days, my thoughts have been with the victims of the Katrina hurricane over in New Orleans, of which 80% is sitting under water.

    The topic has been unavoidable when speaking to my family in Canada, who have been seeing every Canadian put aside their collective dislike for the American smug self-centeredness to help in any way possible the human beings affected by the storm. Everywhere else, the same thing is happening, people want to contribute and help in some way.

    Even in the world of Everquest II, players are encouraged to leave their virtual world and go donate to help the only-too-real situation.

    Hurricane Katrina

    Just as with the Asian Tsunami, technology has allowed people to find out more about the situation out there as well as track family and friends. Tim Holtt’s Before and After photos are shocking, while Kathryn Cramer’s ever-developing blog entry gathering information on the breached levees helps us understand just how severe the storm was.

    Events like this make me wonder whether Americans will become more in touch with the seriousness of famine and poverty across the world once their own country gets back on its feet. Will they realise that the conditions they lived with while in the Superdome strangely resembles what some people consider to be everyday life elsewhere in the world? Or even closer to home, will they start acknowledging the extent of the problem on their own streets? Two thirds of New Orleans’ population is black, and more than a quarter live in poverty. These people did not heed the call to evacuate last week, not out of apathy or unconcern about the situation. They simply were unable to mobilise themselves to leave a city where 21% of the population does not have access to a car.

    Visit BBC’s How To Help if you are able to donate or help in any other way.

  • This would be a GREAT April 1st news tidbit

    BBC News has gone mad. Why should the world know about Ms Morris’s cat’s puke??

    Slow day for the newsroom…

    Moral of the story: Be careful what you feed your cat.

  • The Unwritten Rules of Advertising

    No one can deny advertising lives off of stereotypes. The past few years, men have really taken a beating in advertising, usually being shown in a rather unflattering light.

    “Men are tired of their portrayal in advertising, according to a new book by Michael Buerk.

    Writer John Camm has drawn up a list of seemingly unwritten rules which, he concludes, might as well be the Advertising Bible.”

    Here are some of the best ones written by the authors as well as the BBC News readers…

    • Mums are often harassed but NEVER depressed/unable to cope.
    • Women never merely hop in and out of the shower, instead preferring to act out some sort of soapy Dance of the Seven Veils.
    • Science’s most important applications are smoothing out wrinkles and making hair shiny.
    • Yoghurt-based products can change your life. Want to be a brilliant dancer? Have a yoghurt! Want to do away with your natural preference for *attractive* members of the opposite sex? Have a yoghurt! Want to avoid heart disease? Don’t bother with all that boring giving-up of stuff, have a yoghurt!
    • Driving in a brand new car leads immediately to all other traffic being kept off the road.
    • The last thing to emerge from an upended box of breakfast cereal is one perfect flake.
    • Public transport is a beautifully clean and relaxing way to travel and you’ll always be able to flirt with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
    • Women are unable to remove their glasses without shaking their hair down in slow motion.
  • Summer's not over yet

    This is fantastic, yet another weekend to be spent entirely outdoors BBQing and enjoying the end of the summer! We’ve had a few extremely hot days but it’s back to just really sunny and 23-25ish degrees Celcius, so we couldn’t ask for better weather.

    Our old housemate Hodgson’s here, and the other old housemate Dan is joining us later. Ahh it’s good to have someone else around to abuse and insult all day long! They do it so well too!

    Alright, time to go select some nice meat from the butcher to slap on the BBQ later. MmmMmmm.

    PS – Two weeks and two days til my birthday, start sending the gifts my way!

  • Tangerine Julz

    My little sister Julie has decided to join the wonderful world of blogging. Une petite Universitaire de 19 ans qui fait sa petite affaire en Arts (avec un grand aaahh!) à Ottawa.

  • Heelys

    I was a bit puzzled when I saw some kid’s shoes allow him to wheel around when it clearly didn’t look like anything more than your average sneaker/trainer. He must’ve had some Heelys.

    Me wants.

    (found via mc)